VISTA - Vastly Inferior Software To Apple's

MICROSOFT -- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

PENTIUM -- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics 

IBM -- I Blame Microsoft

DOS -- Defective Operating System

BASIC -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 

BILL GATES --Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Shitware

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