Internet Explorer =
Next? Enter or peril.
Error: Next line, pet.

Microsoft Internet Explorer = Not complex? It isn't error-free.

Microsoft Office = Is of comic effort.

Microsoft Windows =
If it now crow: "MSDOS".
Conformist widows.

We must not forget that Intel Pentium is a
LIMP TEEN UNIT
and that the chance of one actually performing is like a
NINE MILE PUTT
so what's the best solution?
I LET MINE PUNT! 

Pentium Processor =
Super-moronic pest! (from Richard Grantham)

Microsoft Encarta =
Moronic artefacts. (from Richard Grantham)

Netscape Navigator =
Nice vast patronage.
Not a scrap negative.

Netscape Communicator =
Nicest on a Mac computer.

Apple Macintosh =
Spelt: "A Champion".
Laptop Machines.

The Microsoft Corporation =
Horror of Competition Acts.
Prehistoric format. Con, too.
Far too rich! No competitors!
Motto: Rich fornicates poor. (from Mick Tully)

Windows Two-Thousand. =
Sod! Shutdown! Now wait!

Microsoft Powerpoint =
Moronic. We post profit.